What Happens If You Fail a Drug Test?

When you fail a drug test, the drug test technician immediately puts on a voodoo mask, cuts the head off a chicken, and dances naked around you before sacrificing you to the God of urine tests. In reality, nothing happens unless it is a court appointed drug test. If it is a court appointed drug test, you go straight to jail without collecting 200 dollars. If you fail a drug test required by a .
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